Friday, March 22, 2013

NORTON RECORDS BENEFIT SHOW - April 13th at The Echo Noon - 9pm

REAL BOSS HOSS is teaming up with Howie Pyro of "Intoxica Radio" and helping our heroes over on the NORTON RECORDS who got decimated by Hurricane Sandy... We got one HELLUVA party for all of you lucky folks...

Check out this line-up and start salivating...

CONFIRMED BANDS:
THE UNTAMED YOUTH (first LA show in 15 years!)
THEE MIDNITERS (ALL GARAGE ROCK N ROLL SET!)
THE PHANTOM SURFERS (with special guests)
MARK & THE ESCORTS (original 60s East LA garage band) 
THE LORD OF GARBAGE, KIM FOWLEY!
DEKE DICKERSON'S ALL STAR FRAT & GARAGE BAND featuring THE CASTLE KINGS and DONNA LOREN (SHINDIG, BEACH PARTY MOVIES, ETC.)
HAUNTED GEORGE & REVEREND BEAT-MAN AS HASIL ADKINS
THE GO NUTS
THE SLOTHS (orig LA 1966 BFTG garage punk)
THE LOONS
THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS
THEE CORMANS
THEE TEE PEES
THE SHAG RATS w/special guests THE PREMIERS!
TOM "SPONGEBOB" KENNY!
Plus MORE SOOPRIZES!

$15 presale/$18 at the door (if there are any!)
Get your presale tix at www.theecho.com

DJs Howie Pyro, Sectmaniac, Freakstik13, Beerwolf & mo' spinnin' wild rock y roll all day long...
 
GET YOUR TIX EARLY AS THIS WILL SELL-OUT!!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

BLOW OUT 2013!! Celebrating 10 years of "REAL BOSS HOSS presents..

Yes, that's right, kiddies... There will be a BLOW OUT this year!! The "weekender" that started out sort of my accident back in 2007 and went on for 3 years will be back in March to celebrate 10 years of us putting on shows.

It will be held at Viva Cantina in Burbank, CA from March 29th-31st! That's right, kiddies! 3 nights of garage mayhem as only yours truly can bring you.

You know the best part? It's all FREE and ALL AGES!

Here is the line-up:

Friday, March 29, 2013
The Rantouls
The Boars
The Ogres
Thee Cormans
The Bloody Brains

Saturday, March 30, 2013
The Dukes of Hamburg
The Rock n Roll Adventure Kids
Larry & the Angriest Generation
Los Macho Borrachos
Luci and the PJ's
Thee S'Lobsters

Sunday, March 31, 2013
The Chuckleberries
Mark & the Escorts
Jimmy Angel
Thee Tee Pees
Satan's Cheerleaders

Get your dancin' shoes out and come on out to the swingin'-est bar in the City of Angels for 3 nights of ear-blisterin' stupid garage punk fun!

SEE YA THERE!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

We're coming to get you...

Hello friends,

I really need to post more stuff on here. I can't believe my last blog entry was about 10 months ago!

Just to update you on some stuff... I am happy to announce that I am bringing the printed version of REAL BOSS HOSS back! Yes, friends, you read that correctly! After 10 years I've decided to bring back the print version so you can laugh, cry, scream, and hate me all over again... I have lost contact with most of the contributors from that first issue, but do not fret, friends. We have some DYNAMITE new writers and contributors to add to the fun!!

We are also sort of doing live shows again... not as regular as in the past, but we found a new home over at VIVA CANTINA in Burbank, CA. We recently did a few showcases there with tremendous success!! We hosted a few record release parties: The South Bay Surfers back in July, Thee Cormans and Thee Tee Pees back in October and an out of control 50th birthday party for none other than our soul brother-in-arms Colonel Rob Schaffner from legendary MONDO VIDEO AU GO GO which packed the house to the ceiling rafters with amazing sets by THEE CORMANS, THE BLOODY BRAINS, THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS, and the legendary KIDS OF WIDNEY HIGH. Our last shindig which happened last weekend was packed before the first band hit the stage... by 9:30 the place was shoulder-to-shoulder! We hosted another party to welcome the great Michael Kaiser back to California (unfortunately he's not here to stay - he's only visiting)... Our best pal Russell Quan's new band THE CHUCKLEBERRIES, which includes guitarist extraordinaire JAY ROSEN (Muskrats, Legendary Stardust Cowboy, Dukes of Hamburg), suave bassist/backing vocalist Dave Kurtz, and singer/dancer/all around awesome dude Dave Seabury RIPPED it up!! With thee mighty Herman Senac on drums, THE BLOODY BRAINS left jaws on the floor with their fury! THEE CORMANS again blew the roof off the joint! I love those guys!! Our Deutsch pals and REAL BOSS HOSS facves, THE TEUTONICS again left the crowd wanting more... and our new pals THE BLACK BOOTS were an awesome new addition to our family.

I promise to pay more attention and do more updates as stuff happens...

Stay tuned for more rock n roll!!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

THIS WEEK! TWO SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BLOW OUT SHOWS!! THE DUKES OF HAMBURG & THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS!!

We put together 2 special birthday Blow Out shows this week!!

Friday, April 22nd @ Viva Cantina in Burbank!!

The original line-up of THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS!! For the first time since the early 2000s we bring you Joe Cardinal, David Klingaman, Lorrin Peterson, and Bill Sutton together at last!!

Rock n roll madness with Russell Quan's newest band...
THE CHUCKLEBERRIES
60s garage poundin' monsters
THE OGRES (featuring members of of The Phantom Surfers, The Brentwoods, The Barbary Coasters & The LaTeenos)

All this action for FREE!!

FREE PARKING ACROSS THE STREET AT PICKWICK!!

All happenin' at:
VIVA CANTINA
900 West Riverside Drive
Burbank
(818) 845-2425

IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH!! The next night we bring you all a super-duper show for you all!!

Saturday, April 23rd @ Mr. T's Bowl

The RETURN of 60s German Beat Lunatics
THE DUKES OF HAMBURG (Their first and ONLY So Cal show in 15 years)

60s garage poundin' monsters...
THE OGRES (featuring members of the Phantom Surfers, The Brentwoods, The Barbary Coasters & The LaTeenos)

It's always ski season with these masked garage/ski/surf retards...
THE SWISS FAMILY SKIERS
San Francisco groovy garage gals...
THE HONDETTES
Anaheim's Teen Twist Titans...
WILD PINK HORSE
All for only $8!!

DJs B In Her Bonnet, Sectmaniac, & RUSSELL QUAN!!

All happenin' at:
Mr. T's Bowl
5621 1/2 Figueroa Street (at Avenue 57)
Highland Park
(323) 256-7561

FREE PARKING IN THE REAR!

Friday, January 21, 2011

The Return of the Dukes of Hamburg! April 23rd @ Mr. T's Bowl

Yes, that's right kiddies! REAL BOSS HOSS is back for one special night of rock n roll!! Like I mentioned before... I've been so bored with the music "scene" in LA that I had to bring it upon myself again to do something about it. I asked my good pals to see if some of them wanted to play LA and sure enough they responded... THE DUKES OF HAYWARD (formerly Hamburg - they moved to Hayward, CA) are doing a special LA show for yours truly to celebrate my 38th year of life. Along with THE DUKES OF HAYWARD will be more awesomeness from the Bay Area (not sure who) and the best of the best from LA. More details will be forthcoming soon...

Stay tuned for more rock n roll.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Downliners Sect NEWS!!

After 47 years - the release of "Bright Lights Big City" - intended to be the Downliners Sect second EP - will officially see the light of day! Let's thank our lucky stars!! The tracks are taken directly from the master reel-to-reel tapes found in a box that some guy found on eBay... The EP will be released on HAND OF GLORY. You can only get them through the website as they won't be sold in stores, so make sure to order your copies!! The tracks will be: Bright Lights Big City/Rock n Roll Music/Do The Dog/I Need You Baby

If that wasn't enough good Sect news, then strap in for this one! The Sect will be visiting the colonies this year. They are scheduled to play the PONDEROSA STOMP in September in New Orleans! So start saving up your coins and let's all go visit and bow down to THE SECT!!

MOJO WORKOUT

Oh yeah friends... I do an Internet radio show with my pals Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, South Bay PORKer Matt, and Jason Snyderbilly on Real Punk Radio.com on Fridays from 5pm-8pm (Pacific Time). We basically talk shit, play records, and occasionally do interviews... some past guests: Russell Quan, Mike Lucas, PJ of Dirty Water Records, Tommy Tombstone... good shit!

Tune into Mojo Workout!

I'm bored...

LA is becoming stagnant again... I'm bored. What happened to rock n roll in LA? "Girl With the Big Hair" seems to be the only one doing rock n roll shows. There's plenty of "DJ nights" in LA... sure they can be fun, but what the fuck? I can drink beer at home and spin records. Plus from the few I've been to, the "clientele" is pretty lame.

I think I'm so bored that I think I'm going to put together a show or two this year. Stay tuned for more rock y roll.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Come celebrate the last REAL BOSS HOSS show... SEPT. 22nd with LA's ONLY appearance by WAU Y LOS ARRRGHS!!

Come celebrate thee final REAL BOSS HOSS show!! For this special show, we are combining forces with the best record label out there (besides BOSS HOSS RECORDS of course) at the moment - SLOVENLY RECORDS and our shiny new pals WHERE THE ACTION IS!

My pal Johnny Gibbs from The Wildebeests and The Masonics called WAU Y LOS ARRRGHS "Europe's wildest garage punk band." Who am I to argue?

Come check their one and only LA show!

Slovenly Records' one and only...
WAU Y LOS ARRRGHS

Plus! You get ANOTHER Slovenly Records artist!! France's one and only fuzzed-out duo...
THE MAGNETIX

If that wasn't enough already - you get two of LA's finest rock n roll combos... probably the only two that matter (besides The South Bay Surfers, Satan's Cheerleaders, and The Guilty Hearts)

Surfin' garage chaos from...
THEE CORMANS

Farfisa-soaked garage mayhem from...
THE JINXES (first show since conquering Canada this past summer)

All this action is happenin' on Sept. 22nd at THE OLD TOWNE PUB in Pasadena!!

Old Towne Pub
66 N. Fair Oaks Ave. (between Fair Oaks and Raymond)
Pasadena
(626) 577-6583

Special guest DJs: B IN HER BONNET & PETE SLOVENLY!!

Hosted by world famous comedian JAMES BECK!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

REAL BOSS HOSS - 1996-2009

Hello friends,

I have decided to momentarily end Real Boss Hoss...

This was a long time coming (as those close to me know) and decided to just do it now...

I will probably have one last show later this year... we will then go into the memory banks.

It was a good run that Vito and I started back in 2003... The main reason we started doing shows was to bring some excitement back to LA... bring some of my favorite bands that no one was booking back to LA... Bands from my beloved San Francisco scene - The Phantom Surfers, The Flakes, The Bippies, etc. - my favorite local bands like Satan's Cheerleaders and The South Bay Surfers...

I would like to think that we shook up some stuff down here in dull Los Angeles for a few years and introduced many people to new bands and hopefully managed to infect some kids into starting new bands themselves... Unfortunately things seem to be going backwards now... Things seem be going back to how they were when we first kick-started Real Boss Hoss, but I don't have the energy or the health right now to continue the fight... I hope someone else picks up where I left off and continues the primitive rock n roll fight!!

I would like to thank all the bands who played Real Boss Hoss shows, the DJs who spun killer stuff, James Beck for always making a show fun, all the people who helped and supported the Real Boss Hoss shows with promotion, buying t-shirts, etc., making flyers and posters, the venues who gave us a chance to do our thing... it was fun!!

Special thanks to my wife Melinda for all her help and support and very special thanks to the following bands, DJs, and friends: Mike Lucas, Russell Quan, Brett Stillo, Shannon Whitney-Owen, Nick and Ben Simich, Edgar Rodriguez, Sharkey, Ben Day, Jonny Whiteside, Falling James, Kai Roath for always putting up out of town bands, Michael Kaiser, Brennan (BTMC), Mondo Video Au Go Go, Norma Jean & The Eye, The Be Neats, Rock n Roll Adventure Kids, The Phantom Surfers, The Flakes, The LaTeenos, Satan's Cheerleaders, The South Bay Surfers, The Jinxes, The Trashwomen, Thee Cormans, The Bippies, Sir Dance A Lot, Thee Fine Lines, The Knights of the New Crusade, The Chopsticks, The Legendary Stardust Cowboy, Jimmy Angel, The Okmoniks, The Guilty Hearts, The Khans, The Del Lames, The Red Barons, The Go Nuts, Deke Dickerson's All Star Frat Band, The Boars, The Thingz, The Barbary Coasters, The Sadist V, Da Killa Whales, Beethoven & The Psychedelic Daisy Orchestra, The Traditional Fools, St. Jorge & the Dragons, Tristan & the Tramps, The Worried Minds, The Shruggs, Th' Losin' Streaks, Nikki Corvette, The A Bones, Roy Loney, Haunted George, Those Lordsburg Lads, Jail Weddings, The Hexxers, Las Primitivas/Tuff Titties, Mark & The Escorts, Thee Ambertones, The Au Go Go Karts, The Teutonics, The Swiss Family Skiers, The Hysterians, Les Hormones, The Troublemakers, Thee Crucials, The Baci Galoopis, John Schooley, Special Ed, Some Dudes, The Dazes, Wounded Lion, Wild Weekend, Slow Poisoner, The Devilettes, Tony the Tyger, Freakstik13, Audrey Moorehead, DJ B In Her Bonnet, Alberto Sol, St. Jorge, DJ Ben Corman, Arlo and Gus at Mr. T's Bowl, The Stagger Inn, The Ramada Inn, The Elks Lodge, Annie's Social Club, The Doll Hut (where we got our start), Kaiser Records, Slovenly Records, Repent Records, Norton Records, Hook or Crook, Brat Store, Wes & "Trash-o-matic A Go Go," Reverend Dan & "Music for Nimrods," Uncle Tim & "The Bomb Shelter," Allan Larman, Howie Pyro, Joe Escalante, Michael Kaiser and "Radioblivion," Brat Store, Don's Music, Rudos & Rubes, Tugboat Studios, LA Record, every sponsor who bought an ad from us, every DJ who plugged our shows, every person who reposted our bulletins or mentioned us in blogs, and last but certainly not least - every single one of you who came to a show and supported the bands and this little scene we started... I THANK YOU ALL from the bottom of my heart...

All my love to you all...

Jorge

Monday, March 9, 2009

Now what?

Well friends... the BLOW OUT has come and gone. Now what? I'm not quite sure to be honest with you...

I'm taking a bit of a hiatus to recover, recoup, and refocus.

I'm in talks with a certain label on bringing out a very special band from Europe for their first West Coast tour ever... that won't be until summer time.

Stay tuned for more rock n roll...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

BLOW OUT 2009 WEEKENDER BEGINS ON FRIDAY!! FEB. 20-21!!

All the action starts
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20th!!


At:

THE BLUE STAR
2200 E 15th Street
Los Angeles CA 90021
213.627.2022
18+!!
9pm!
$6


With musical acts:

Sacramento Garage Punks! (First LA show in 1 year!)
TH’ LOSIN’ STREAKS

LA’s Garage Slop Kings!
THE JINXES w/ Special Guest SIR DANCE A LOT

Germany's Big Beat Titans!
THE TEUTONICS

LA’s newest R&B hitmakers!
THE WORRIED MINDS

SF’s one man machine!
THE SLOW POISONER


PLUS!
DJs B IN HER BONNET, ST. JORGE, HOWIE PYRO, & BEN CORMAN will spinnin' garage, frat, and teenage dance wax all night long!!



AND OF COURSE...



BLOW OUT 2009!!



SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2009!!



REAL BOSS HOSS & THE EYE present:

THE PHANTOM SURFERS (SF's legendary masked marvels!)
MARK & THE ESCORTS (Original 60s East LA legends! First show since '66)
THEE AMBERTONES (Original 60s East LA legends! First show since '68)
THE TROUBLEMAKERS (Sacto garage legends! First LA show since '95)
ROCK N ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS (Fuzzed out hillbilly psychosis)
THE TUFF TITTIES (Tough chicks w/members of Trashwomen, LaTeenos, Loudmouths)
THEE CRUCIALS (Georgia's raucous frat R&B combo)
JOHN SCHOOLEY ONE MAN BAND (Voodoo Rhythm wildman)
THE AU GO GO KARTS (Frat rock w/ members of Swiss Family Skiers)
THE BACI GALOOPIS (Supergroup w/ members of Trashwomen & Supercharger)
THE GUILTY HEARTS (Keeping the flame of East LA garage alive!)
THEE CORMANS (Surf pounders from beyond the sea!)
THE BE NEATS (Paso Robles garage crunchers!)

Hosted by world famous comedian JAMES BECK!!

TONY THE TYGER, ALBERTO SOL, DOMENIC PRIORE, FREAKSTIK13, and B IN HER BONNETT will be spinnin' garage, soul, R&B, and freakbeat all night long!!



It’s all happenin’ at THE ELKS CLUB!!



Located at:

THE ELKS
14440 Friar Street
Van Nuys, CA
18+
$15

Doors open at 3:30pm!!

Friday, January 9, 2009

How many more?

I just read that thee great Ray Dennis Steckler passed on... Steckler directed one of the greatest movies ever made - "Rat Pfink A Boo Boo" that starred my good friend, Titus Moody (who we also lost over 5 years ago) and Ronald Haydock. If you haven't seen it, I HIGHLY recommend it!!

Who else have we lost in the last year?

Vampira
Bo Diddley
Rudy Ray Moore
Nathaniel Mayer
Eartha Kitt
Bettie Page
Cyd Charisse
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Yma Sumac
Van Johnson

Those are some heavy hitters...

Let's slow it down a bit, OK?

Thursday, January 8, 2009

BLOW OUT 2009!! FEB. 21st!! CLAP YOUR HANDS & GET YOUR BABY THERE!! Featuring ORIGINAL 60s EAST LA GARAGE BANDS & MORE!!

We are happy to announce that presale tickets are available to you for the BLOW OUT 2009 festival that will bring back to the Los Angeles area those Masked Marvels - THE PHANTOM SURFERS, East LA garage legends - MARK & THE ESCORTS (as heard on the ‘TEENAGE SHUTDOWN’ and ‘EASTSIDE SOUNDS’ comps - first show since 1966!), East LA garage legends - THE AMBERTONES (as heard on the ‘TWISTIN’ RUMBLE’ and ‘EASTSIDE SOUNDS’ comps - first show since 1968!), Sacramento garage punk giants - THE TROUBLEMAKERS (first show since 1995! Members of the Losin’ Streaks!), ROCK N ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS, JOHN SCHOOLEY ONE MAN BAND (only California appearance!), BACI GALOOPIS (Supergroup consisting of members of Supercharger & The Trashwomen!), THE TUFF TITTIES (Supergroup with members of The Trashwomen, The LaTeenos, & The Loudmouths!), and many many more!! 13 BANDS TOTAL!!

AND IT'S 18+!! SO BRING YOUR LITTLE SISTERS, BROTHERS, & KIDDIES!!

If all that wasn’t enough!! You’re getting’ DJs Tony the Tyger, Alberto Sol, Domenic Priore, B In Her Bonnet, and Freakstik13 spinnin' thee WILDEST garage, freakbeat, R&B, and soul this side of the Mississippi ALL NIGHT LONG!!

TO GET THE WEEKEND STARTED - WE'RE HOSTING AN OFFICIAL "BLOW OUT 2009 TWIST & DANCE PARTY" @ THE BLUE STAR DINER IN DOWNTOWN LA with TH' LOSIN' STREAKS, THE JINXES with special guest SIR DANCE A LOT!!, THE TEUTONICS, THE WORRIED MINDS, & SLOW POISONER!

THE BLUE STAR DINER is located at:
2200 E 15th Street
Los Angeles, CA 90021
213.627.2022

THE BLOW OUT 2009 PRESALE TICKETS LINK WILL CLOSE MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16th@ MIDNIGHT!! So don't wait until the last minute and be left out... be a part of history!!

TICKETS ARE ONLY $15!! SO GET YOUR TIX NOW!! That’s only $1.15 per band!!

Here are simple instructions:

1. Login to Paypal
2. Click on the SEND MONEY tab
3. In the "TO" field enter in: realbosshoss@yahoo.com
4. Amount will be $15.00
5. Click the "Goods" radio button
6. Click SEND MONEY
7. Send me an message with "BLOW OUT 2009" in the subject line and we will confirm payment with an email response.

OR






Ticket amount?







SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2009!!

REAL BOSS HOSS & THE EYE present:

THE PHANTOM SURFERS(SF's legendary masked marvels!)
MARK & THE ESCORTS (Original 60s East LA legends! First show since '66)
THE AMBERTONES (Original 60s East LA legends! First show since '68)
THE TROUBLEMAKERS (Sacto garage legends! First show since '95)
ROCK N ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS (Fuzzed out hillbilly psychosis)
THE TUFF TITTIES (Tough chicks w/members of Trashwomen, LaTeenos, Loudmouths)
THEE CRUCIALS (Georgia's raucous frat R&B combo)
JOHN SCHOOLEY ONE MAN BAND (Voodoo Rhythm wildman)
THE AU GO GO KARTS (Frat rock w/ members of Swiss Family Skiers)
THE BACI GALOOPIS (Supergroup w/ members of Trashwomen & Supercharger)
THE GUILTY HEARTS (Keeping the flame of East LA garage alive!)
THEE CORMANS (Surf pounders from beyond the sea!)
THE BE NEATS (Paso Robles garage crunchers!)

Hosted by world famous comedian JAMES BECK!!

TONY THE TYGER, ALBERTO SOL, DOMENIC PRIORE, FREAKSTIK13, and B IN HER BONNETT will be spinnin' garage, soul, R&B, and freakbeat all night long!!

It’s all happenin’ at THE ELKS CLUB!!

Located at:
THE ELKS
14440 Friar Street
Van Nuys, CA

Monday, November 17, 2008

BLOW OUT 2009 UPDATE!!

Hello friends,

Things are starting to wind down over here at RBH headquarters... the full line-up is 99% complete...

The BLOW OUT will be held on Feb. 21st at THE ELKS LODGE in Van Nuys, CA. It's a beautiful building with 2 bars and 2 floors... and it's 18+ this year!!

There will be a PRE-PARTY DANCE & TWIST NIGHT at MR. T'S BOWL with TH' LOSIN' STREAKS, THE JINXES (with special guest SIR DANCE A LOT), THE TEUTONICS, & THE WORRIED MINDS - plus DJs... They have all new staff on Fridays... so no hyperactive security guards and twitchy bartenders!

Here's a sampling of some of the goodies that you will be seeing next February:

THE PHANTOM SURFERS (SF's legendary masked marvels!)
MARK & THE ESCORTS (Original 60s East LA legends! First show since '66)
THE AMBERTONES (Original 60s East LA legends! First show since '68)
THE TROUBLEMAKERS (Sacto garage legends! First show since '95)
ROCK N ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS (Fuzzed out hillbilly psychosis)
THE TUFF TITTIES (Supergroup w/ members of Trashwomen, LaTeenos, Loudmouths)
THEE CRUCIALS (Georgia's raucous frat R&B combo)
JOHN SCHOOLEY ONE MAN BAND (Voodoo Rhythm wildman)
THE AU GO GO KARTS (Frat rock w/ members of Swiss Family Skiers)
THE BACI GALOOPIS (Supergroup w/ members of Trashwomen & Supercharger)
THE GUILTY HEARTS (Keeping the flame of East LA garage alive!)
THEE CORMANS (Surf pounders from beyond the sea!)
THE BE NEATS (Paso Robles garage crunchers!)

Hosted by world famous comedian JAMES BECK!!

TONY THE TYGER, ALBERTO SOL, DOMENIC PRIORE, B IN HER BONNET, & FREAKSTIK13 will spinnin' garage, soul, freakbeat all night long!!


Thanks!
Your pals at REAL BOSS HOSS

Thursday, September 11, 2008

BLOW OUT?

Hello friends,

I am currently planning the BLOW OUT for next year... the line-up looks awesome so far!!

The only problem is that I am looking for a new venue... Mr. T's will not cut it next year...

If you have any suggestions or you own a bar that can hold 250+ people and has cheap drinks - LET ME KNOW!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Satan's Cheerleaders

Why aren't Satan's Cheerleaders one of the biggest bands in the world?

Satan's Cheerleaders have been playing the most fuzzed-up psyched-out garage mayhem this side of the Mississippi since about 1985!! Led by drummer and vocalist, Jane Satan, they have been going at it for more than 22 friggin' years!! The current line-up has original guitarist and fuzz extraordinaire Mark Chapman back in the band after a 10+ year absence and bassist/vocalist Scarlet O'Horror... this current line-up has been pretty solid for about 8+ years now (which is a first for Satan's Cheerleaders). They've had quite a number of members go through the ranks including Candy Del Mar (The Cramps), Steve Pallow (The Beguiled, Necessary Evils, Haunted George), Gina Brune, the Michael J. Fox doppelganger Wade Kramer, and even legendary horror hostess VAMPIRA to name but a few... They have released 4 CDs and a handful of 45s on Sympathy for the Record Industry in the 1990s and a number of self-released 45s/EPs in the 1980s, 1990s and one from a few years ago. They are truly a breath of fresh air in this stale and phony so-called "garage" scene in Los Angeles where most of the bands take themselves waaaaay too seriously...

I've been lucky to see many Satan's Cheerleaders shows throughout the decades and I gotta say that they are on top of their game at the moment... their live set consists of a bizarre multimedia psychedelic reaction to biker movies, the Black Dahlia, the occult, with a heavy dose of fuzzy garage punk noise.

If you ever see them playing your town - GO SEE THEM! You'll thank me afterwards...

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

REAL BOSS HOSS now has a blog...

Hello friends...

REAL BOSS HOSS now has an official blog!! I will be posting any upcoming news about REAL BOSS HOSS shows, BOSS HOSS RECORDS, or anything else that pops into my tiny head...

I guess I should introduce myself and give a tiny bit of history of what REAL BOSS HOSS is...

Let give you a little history of REAL BOSS HOSS...

REAL BOSS HOSS originated as a fanzine that I created in 1996. The name of the fanzine came from none other than my best friend, Mr. Michael Kaiser of the Radioblivion podcast, Cosmic Voodoo and Kaiser Records. We were brainstorming one night for a title and it just came to him! I thought the name was genius and it sounded great and thus REAL BOSS HOSS was born! The first issue was only 5 pages and was essentially just reviews of a few shows and records and some rants about crap I was into at the moment and a short article on the stupidity of some local talk radio hosts. I only made 100 copies and distributed them at shows and record shops. Unlucky for me, my computer crapped out and I lost that original issue – I didn’t even have a hard copy of it... so whoever has a copy of that issue truly has a collector’s item because I don't even have one! I didn't have a computer, was low on funds, and generally feeling defeated, the fanzine took a 3 year break...

After living through the nauseating and clique-ish mid to late-90s Los Angeles “garage scene” and “lounge” explosion, I just couldn't take it anymore and in February 2000, I let loose a full 28-page blast of all things phony! With the help from a couple of friends, REAL BOSS HOSS took no prisoners; we took on every poseur, jack-off, and lame LA hipster! The fanzine had lots of rants, reviews, and an impressive interview with the legendary (and my personal hero) DON CRAINE of THE DOWNLINERS SECT!! The fanzine caused such uproar within the "close-knit" Los Angeles garage scene that your humble editor was threatened repeatedly through emails and letters. I tried to get another issue off the ground, but never got around to it due to issues with funds and poor time management (laziness). In the mean time, REAL BOSS HOSS was getting quite known in other parts of the world. I got countless emails from garage rockers and mods in places like England, Scotland, Germany, Holland, Mexico, the East Coast, San Francisco, San Diego, etc. Who knows how the hell it got overseas – or even San Diego!! I only made 500 copies and distributed them solely at shows or record stores. This time I had two back-ups made!!

I started putting shows together in 2002 with the help of Vito Lorenzi. At first I didn’t use the REAL BOSS HOSS name and just helped him put together some punk rock shows, but little by little I started inserting in garage bands like Satan’s Cheerleaders into his shows and then decided one day to just do my own REAL BOSS HOSS shows and have him help me out… so in March 2004 the very first REAL BOSS HOSS show was held at the Doll Hut in Anaheim with my old friends The Phantom Surfers, Satan’s Cheerleaders, The South Bay Surfers, and The Bippies. I’ve been doing it ever since and have consistently, in my opinion, been putting on thee best rock n roll shows that Los Angeles has ever seen!! We have been hosts to so many AMAZING bands such as: The Phantom Surfers, The Flakes, The Knights of the New Crusade, Thee Fine Lines, Satan’s Cheerleaders, The Bippies, The Chopsticks, The Legendary Stardust Cowboy, The Okmoniks, Jimmy Angel, The Del Lames, The Guilty Hearts, St. Jorge & the Dragons, The Khans, Sir Dance A Lot, The Boars, Deke Dickerson’s All Star Frat Band, The Rock n Roll Adventure Kids, The Teenage Harlets, The Swiss Family Skiers, The Checkers, The Lateenos, The Teutonics, The Jinxes, The Spanks, The Traditional Fools, The Be Neats, The Shruggs, Beethoven and the Psychedelic Daisy Orchestra, The A Bones, Wounded Lion, Haunted George, Th' Losin' Streaks, Thee Cormans, Nikki Corvette, The Dazes, Special Ed, and our unofficial “house band” – The South Bay Surfers. Of course a REAL BOSS HOSS show is not complete without our very own Master of Ceremonies (and one of my best friends) – the world famous comedian James Beck!